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Talk About Anal Retentive

Tourist man: Honey, there’s something stuck on your pants…Honey, it’s toilet paper!
Tourist woman: But, it can’t be; I haven’t gone to the bathroom in hours.

–43rd & 7th

  • Posted on October 20, 2014
  • Midtown & Hell's Kitchen, Poop, Tourists
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