Conductor: We will soon arrive in Penn Station, the happiest place on Earth. Penn Station is next.
–LIRR
Overheard by: MineolaBoy
Boyfriend to girlfriend: Let’s go be happy in front of miserable people!
–49th & 8th
Overheard by: Ashley
Hot chick on cell to girlfriend: I am really happy that she is now dating Greg… I am over him… But I am cuter than her!
–X28 Express Bus to Bensonhurst, Brooklyn
Overheard by: PDG
Middle-aged woman: Listen, I don’t need no husband. You see how happy I am? It’s because I have two cats and a vegetable crisper. I don’t need no freakin’ husband!
–Hair salon, East Village
Overheard by: edensnake
Security guard frowning at metal detector: This is my happy face.
–Empire State Building
Overheard by: rage gage
