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That’s Why I Had to Cap Helen Keller

Girl #1, about bonsai plant: So, you’re not going to get it?
Girl #2: No… I’ll probably kill it… I’m not good with things that don’t talk.

–Chinatown

  • Posted on March 15, 2008
  • Animals & Nature, Chinatown, Default, Girls, Gripes
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