Frat boy #1: It’s so f-in’ cold in here.
Frat boy #2: Yeah, where’s the global warming when you need it?
–Subway restaurant near Wall St
Headline by: Dave Faith
Runners-Up:
· “Dubya’s College Years Were Ripe With Wit” – Katie
· “It’s Busy Killing Your Grandchildren” – bowloftoast
· “It’s Busy Melting the Pounds Off Jared” – David Bowers
· “It’s Truly Inconvenient” – Nicolbee
· “Just wait a few years and it’ll be wireless” – karl
