Guy on cell: We can eat pizza and watch people’s faces get cut off!
–Nassau & Humboldt, Greenpoint
Drunk guy: Come eat this pizza! It’s the best fucking pizza in the city. Best fucking pizza in the city. I fucking guarantee it. Fucking best pizza. Good choice, ma’am. This is the best fucking pizza in the city. [Passerby goes in, exits 10 minutes later.] God, I have no idea what I’m going to do with my life.
–Bleecker & Sullivan
Overheard by: d f
Tourist: Oh, Ray’s Pizzeria – I’ve seen that pizzeria before! I think I’ve been here before!
–St. Mark’s & 3rd
Guy: Oh my god, I totally need a hammock made of pizza.
–ACE station, 42nd St
Overheard by: Janet
