Dreadlocked guy: I’m a customer and you’re saying I can’t use the restroom?
Ambiguously ethnic deli owner: You can’t use it this often. You come here every day and stay there for 20-25 minutes. I don’t know what you’re doing in there.
Dreadlocked guy: Well if you want to get so technical, the first time I was taking a dump.
–34th & 1st
