Male cop to another: Did I tell you today how much I love you?
–34th & 8th
Overheard by: Egon
Thug jumping onto train just as doors were closing: Yo, what train is this? Nah, I don’t care as long as the cops didn’t see me.
–C train, Penn Station
Overheard by: go rangers!
Cop car loudspeaker to random driver: Please use your turn signal when you make an illegal left turn and cut off the bus causing an accident.
–8th & University
Overheard by: misspenny
Conductor: Do not go in between cars at any time, whether or not the train is moving. This is becoming a police state. That’s why I’m outta here.
–S train, Grand Central
Overheard by: Hametuka
