There's One Poking Out Of Jane's Skirt Now!

Prof: Life is a game of chance. There may not be a tomorrow. Or, it may not be the tomorrow you expect. You might go home tonight and die. Or you might go home tonight and have a baby!

Carelton University
Ottawa
Canadia

Overheard by: if i gave birth tonight, my biggest concern would be how my pregnancy went undetected for nine months.