Big black guy #1: Do you know what time it is?
Cute hipster chick: 11:15.
Big black guy #1: Thank you.
Cute hipster chick walks away.
Big black guy #2, yelling after her: Yo, I gotta say, you sexy!
Big black guy #1: Shut up, that’s why they never talk to us!
–N 9th St & Bedford Ave, Brooklyn
