Guy #1: Yeah, she got a fat ass.
Guy #2: Really? No, I don’t think she got a fat ass.
Guy #1: Okay, she got a medium-sized ass.
Guy #2: Okay. Medium.
Guy #3: Yeah, medium.
Guy #2: Okay, who else got a nice ass?
–B44 bus, Nostrand & Fulton
Overheard by: naseem