They Mostly “Work Out” on Poles While I Watch

Gym rat #1: Yeah, I go to a great gym… And it’s not a fashion show like other places — people are there to work out.
Gym rat #2: Yeah?
Gym rat #1: Yeah. And the girls there? Oh, man, they are so hot. That is the best thing about it.

–6 train platform, Union Square

Overheard by: rory solomon