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They Use Their Tusks…Duh.

Boy genius #1: What birds can’t fly?
Boy genius #2: Polar bears.
Boy genius #1: No, polar bears can fly.

–Columbia University

  • Posted on April 4, 2015
  • Animals & Nature, Columbia (& Barnard), Idiots, Students, Stupidity
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