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They’re Just as Restless When They’re Dead

Girl #1: What’s an animal that sleeps for a long time?
Girl #2: A dead baby. You’ll sleep like a dead baby.

–Grand Hyatt New York, Park Avenye

Overheard by: Dann

  • Posted on December 15, 2005
  • Animals & Nature, Babies, Buildings, Girls, Lower East Side
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