Teen girl on cell: He started laughing and calling me a moron when we were drunk and I asked him if the sun and the moon were the same thing, and I told him, ‘If you had my brain, you’d understand what I meant!’
–Penn Station
Redhead: He and I are like twin stars that will never have sex.
–Starbucks, 95th & Broadway
Overheard by: ein ladle
Bimbette: Does the U.S. own the moon?
–Astronomy 101, Borough of Manhattan Community College
Dork to gaggle of girls: A half moon is fuckin’ half as full as a full moon, ya heard?!
–East Village
Overheard by: Verbena
