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This Pony Keg Is Due Any Day Now

Lady: Sir, this woman is very pregnant. Please give her your seat.
Fat man: Yeah, well, I’m very fat, and that’s basically the same thing.

–4 train

  • Posted on April 8, 2018
  • Fat People, On the Subway, Philosophy
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