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Those Dancing Eyes Sure Ain’t Clean

Teen guy: Everyone’s out to get me; that guy just gave me the dirtiest look.
Teen girl: You retard, that guy was blind.

–81st & 5th

Overheard by: Chelsea Bridge

  • Posted on June 17, 2015
  • Manhattan, Stupidity, Teens, Upper West Side & Lincoln Center
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