Times Flies When Terrorists Blow Up the World Trade Center

Old mom: 9/11 was 3 years ago, wasn’t it?
Aging daughter: No, 9/11 happened 5 years ago.
Old mom: Really?
Aging daughter: Yeah… but I wish it was 3 years ago, ’cause that would mean I’d be younger.

–E train

Overheard by: Sierra Smith