Together, They Slew Many Persians at the Alamo

Dominican guy #1: Yo, there’s this new movie coming out about that shit. It’s like 300, and I’ve got a copy. You wanna borrow it?
Dominican guy #2: Yeah. I’m a big history buff.
Dominican guy #1: It’s about Caesar, and, like, his magical sword…
Dominican guy #2: Excalibur.
Dominican guy #1: Yeah.

–187th & Ft. Washington

Overheard by: Et tu, Galahad?