You Would Prefer “The Darker the Berry, the Sweeter the Juice”?

White mom: Which kitty is your favorite?
Little girl holding book of baby animals: The black one!
Mom: The black one? He sure is a cute kitty.
Little girl, loudly: Once you go black, you never go back!
Passing thug, flashing her a thumbs-up: Word!
White mom: I don’t care what your father says, we are so moving to Westchester.

–Commodore Barry Park, Fort Greene, Brooklyn

Overheard by: Straightfaced, but barely