Girl to friends: Yeah, I heard she had a threesome and then kicked him in the face.
–Taste of China
Hot blonde: We’ve shared way too much of too many men.
–140th & Broadway
Overheard by: Ladle
Italian guy on cell: Okay, if twins have a threesome, is it incest or masturbation? Well, I think they should cancel each other out, so that makes it okay, right? So should I ask her, then?
–96th & 3rd
Overheard by: Haggs
20-ish guy: Just think of that: two niggas and three bitches. That’s a ménage and a half, son.
–A train
Chick on cell: Awww, we missed the gang bang! … I had a bagel for dinner.
–113th & Broadway
Overheard by: McNasty
