Suit on cell: I don’t understand — you’re a grown woman. Why did you start kicking him, and why are you still kicking him if he didn’t kick back?
–City Hall
Overheard by: Jenny
Ghetto girl on cell: … And I still have to punch her in the face for telling him I have TB.
–Bryant Park
Drunk mailman on cell: Oh, yeah, you really should come and hang out! I’m gonna kick someone’s ass tonight!
–13th & 3rd
Overheard by: rachel
Chick: Yeah, well, at least I don’t have to go to anger management classes, Mom!
–Central Park
Ghetto chick: Okay, I’ll see you later. Be safe, get home safe, and if you see Simone, smack her in the mouth for me.
–LIRR
Ghetto girl to white friend: You better not say, ‘Two paths diverged in a wood,’ or I’m gonna beat yo’ ass.
–Pratt Institute, Brooklyn
