Middle-aged man: If I wanted to gouge his eyes out, I’d have his eyes in my pocket right now.
–11th & 5th
Overheard by: Max
Fat teen: I don’t know about you, but my clit is real low… Like, down near my ass.
–110th & Central Park West
Overheard by: Kong
Guy on cell: What fell out yo’ foot? What do you mean, the bone fell out yo’ foot! Put it back in!
–Penn Station
Woman preaching to two friends: I can’t believe he couldn’t find the ovary. I mean, if you’ve seen an ovary once, you know how to find it again. It’s not hard.
–F train
Overheard by: commuter
Woman on cell: I’m sorry, baby, what part of your body are you talking about? … Oh, God.
–A train
