Puerto Rican mom to son eating sour candies: You best not be gettin’ that sugar all over my titties, nigga!
–4 train to Yankee Stadium
Overheard by: Carly
Hipster girl: So, he asked if he could touch my boob, but I told him I already had someone.
–Studio B
Overheard by: Trosster
Man: You fucking impostor! Impostor! Men have chests, not titties, bitch!
–Lincoln Place, Prospect Heights, Brooklyn
Overheard by: Audrey
Woman: Okay, should we start a Facebook group for people with great cleavage? Or is that déclassé?
–Bedford & 7th, Williamsburg
Overheard by: Ladle
French woman to friend: You can’t have breasts in New York.
–Elevator, Magazine publishing company
