Teenage girl #1: So I was like, “What you goin’ fuckin’ do about it?”
Teenage girl #2: And…What’d he say?
Teenage girl #1: Motherfucker was like, “I’ll take you by Planned Parenthood in the mornin’. You need to get some after-shit.” I looked at him like, “What, motherfucker?!” That ain’t no 7-11 type o’ shit. I don’t want a fuckin’ hot dog. I wanna not be pregnant with your bitch ass kid.
Teenage girl #2: What’d he say?
Teenage girl #1: Nothin’. Bitch better keep his mouth shut.
–F train
