Guy: I asked her, “Do you have any retail experience?” and she answered, “No, but I used to sell my body.”
–Stonehome Wine Bar, Lafayette Avenue, Brooklyn
Overheard by: Anna
Woman: I was two fisting, unfortunately.
–APT, W. 13th Street
Guy: I think he drank like a gallon of olive oil and some minerals, and he was shitting stones.
–27th Street office
