Man: Well, at least if you get deported you’d get to go somewhere exotic. If I get deported I go back to the Bronx…
–Barnard College
Conductor, as rap music blares through speakers: Yo, this is a shout-out to all my niggas keepin’ it real on the 1 train. Takin’ the 1 to the Bronx at four a.m. — that’s gangsta, son!
–Bronx -bound 1 train
Female employee: I’m so annoyed… so annoyed. This morning there was a dead body near the Bronx train station. It made me late for work. The train was sooo crowded. I hate that! I hate when we are all packed in the train like sardines!
–Fox News Channel newsroom
Chick: He’s either retarded… or from the Bronx.
–Hell’s Kitchen
Overheard by: mokee
