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Urns Aren’t Dishes

Old woman: Ann-Margret is a tramp.
Old man: How can you say that? Ann-Margret is a dish!
Old woman: A petri dish, maybe.

–82nd & Broadway

  • Posted on June 21, 2015
  • Insults, Names, Old People, Science, Upper West Side & Lincoln Center
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