Way More Than Any Conceivable Wet Deck

Hoochie: I thought you had a girlfriend! Do you love her?
Guy: She’s not here.
Hoochie: You’re just horny. Do you love her?
Guy: Are you horny?
Hoochie: I just had sex with three guys.
Guy: I love her.

–Bar, Brooklyn

Overheard by: J Intellect