Guy #1: Okay, so this news I have to tell you…
Guy #2: Yeah…
Guy #1: You’re the first one I’m telling, so don’t mention this to anyone yet — I wanna be the one to break the news to everyone. It’s big. And I don’t want this to change anything between us or the guys — I’m still the same James*. But it just feels right… I feel like it’s time.
Guy #2, looking very uncomfortable: Uh, dude…
Guy #1: I know, you’re gonna tell me I’m crazy. But I’ve actually been thinking about it for a long time [pulls velvet box out of jacket and opens it to reveal huge diamond ring].
Guy #2: Whoa, bro…
Guy #1: Dude… I’m gonna ask Danielle to marry me.
Guy #2: Oh, Jesus. Dude, that’s awesome — that’s really great! Wonderful! I’m so happy for you!
Guy #1, accepting huge hug from guy #2: Wow, dude, you’re really happy about this.
Guy #2: Bro, you have no idea what I thought you were gonna say.
–Park bench, Central Park
Overheard by: Highlight of my day
