We Regret to Inform You That New Jersey Was Founded in 1664, Dear Reader

Bimbo #1, buying coffee: Do you ever, like, look at your change and think, “Wow: $16.64. Something totally happened that year!”
Bimbo #2: Oh yeah, I totally agree. Like, if I bought something for like two dollars with a $20 and my change was $19.78, I like might know someone who was born that year!

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: BaptistaBarista