Six-year-old boy to mom: I spy a hooker!
–Q train, near 7th Ave
Overheard by: Melanie
Suit on cell: For an extra 25 I’ll caress his nuts. For an extra 50 he can fuck me in the ass.
–DeKalb & Knickerbocker Ave
Overheard by: jim E.
Ghetto chick on cell: I ain’t never did it for free, but I guess I could… So I’ll just do you and him in the same day… All I’m sayin’, though — there better be food… That’s all I’m sayin’.
–4 train
Overheard by: Kris
Scholar on cell: Every public bathroom in New York is a site of male prostitution.
–Hayden Residence Hall, Washington Square
Little girl: Mommy, I don’t wanna be a concubine!
–49th St
Overheard by: caera
Man to cop friend: I mean, I knew she wasn’t a cop… but I didn’t think she was a hooker! Come on!
–Diamond District, 47th St, between 5th & 6th
Overheard by: machi