Dude, about Gillette shaving products: It’s like sperm. [Notices girl staring] … Yeah, it’s like sperm.
–Hunter College
Overheard by: tanechka
Chesty preggers: I thought he was shooting blanks! I mean, he only drank Mountain Dew and wore tighty‐whities!
–Near the Pink Pony, LES
Dude: I don’t have time for your premature ejaculation!
–Harlem
Girlfriend to boyfriend: Dammit, John, sperm does not cure everything! You’re crazy!
–East Williamsburg
Overheard by: azraela
