White guy: You live in New Jersey and you don’t speak Spanish?
–49th & 8th
Overheard by: Knipc
Guy on payphone: Eighty miles an hour, and he was still alive?…still alive?
–W. 4th & Mercer
Overheard by: Matthew
Jewfro: …so why did you stick your cell phone in your anus?
–Chambers & Greenwich
Guy: I’d like some dick lever…I mean duck liver, please. Well, I guess dicks don’t really have levers do they?
–Tuller Gourmet Food Market, Cobble Hill
Overheard by: Isaac Gertman
