Wednesday One-liners Ask the Tough Questions

White guy: You live in New Jersey and you don’t speak Spanish?

–49th & 8th

Overheard by: Knipc

Guy on payphone: Eighty miles an hour, and he was still alive?…still alive?

–W. 4th & Mercer

Overheard by: Matthew

Jewfro: …so why did you stick your cell phone in your anus?

–Chambers & Greenwich

Guy: I’d like some dick lever…I mean duck liver, please. Well, I guess dicks don’t really have levers do they?

–Tuller Gourmet Food Market, Cobble Hill

Overheard by: Isaac Gertman