Wednesday One-Liners Boot and Rally

Very young child: Yo estoy borracha. Yo estoy borracha. Yo estoy borracha…

–35th St & 36th Ave, Astoria

Overheard by: Michelle M.

Drunk guy: You know, I get very annoyed when I’m really drunk and you’re not.

–W 103rd St

Girl on cell: Are you drunk? Are you drunk? Are you drunk? Are you drunk? Are! You! Drunk!? Are you drunk?…Cause I am!

–Bandshell, Prospect Park

Overheard by: Patrick Di Justo

Guy on cell: Well, you can just watch me drink then!

–33rd & 7th

Smart teen: Wait, you’re gonna use your fake ID to buy alcohol with a credit card? Haha, I’ll just wait outside.

–34th & 7th

Cinephile: I need to get hammered like Mel Gibson tonight!

–70th & Park

Boy genius: That’s one word to describe my brother: drunk and psychotic.

–Montgoris Dining Hall, St. John’s University

Overheard by: Someone who can count