Very young child: Yo estoy borracha. Yo estoy borracha. Yo estoy borracha…
–35th St & 36th Ave, Astoria
Overheard by: Michelle M.
Drunk guy: You know, I get very annoyed when I’m really drunk and you’re not.
–W 103rd St
Girl on cell: Are you drunk? Are you drunk? Are you drunk? Are you drunk? Are! You! Drunk!? Are you drunk?…Cause I am!
–Bandshell, Prospect Park
Overheard by: Patrick Di Justo
Guy on cell: Well, you can just watch me drink then!
–33rd & 7th
Smart teen: Wait, you’re gonna use your fake ID to buy alcohol with a credit card? Haha, I’ll just wait outside.
–34th & 7th
Cinephile: I need to get hammered like Mel Gibson tonight!
–70th & Park
Boy genius: That’s one word to describe my brother: drunk and psychotic.
–Montgoris Dining Hall, St. John’s University
Overheard by: Someone who can count