Wednesday-One-Liners Cope with At-Will Employment

Kid, to Clown dancing to ‘Hey Ya!’ in the bleachers: Get a job!

–Shea Stadium

Overheard by: thinks the clown is unemployed too

Guy on cell: You’re fired! You’re fired, ok? Ok? Ok, see you later, then.

–33rd & 6th

Hobo to well-endowed girl on the street: Damn girl! I wish I met you when I had a job!

–54th & 9th Ave.

Overheard by: Jasmine

Bimbette: The boss says I am too bubbly, too nice and it’s really freaking out the customers.

–72nd & Broadway

Suit on cell: I know she looks like she can fit your cock in her mouth, but aren’t you looking for a secretary?

–Wanamaker & 4th Ave

Young woman on cell: I wish Jesus would just come down and be like, ‘You’re gonna get the job.’

–Prospect Park

Overheard by: The Ficus

Customer: I have half a mind to come back here when the bitch gets off work… Whatever her life sucks, she works at Wendy’s.

–Wendy’s, 14th & 5th

Overheard by: Devon