Kid, to Clown dancing to ‘Hey Ya!’ in the bleachers: Get a job!
–Shea Stadium
Overheard by: thinks the clown is unemployed too
Guy on cell: You’re fired! You’re fired, ok? Ok? Ok, see you later, then.
–33rd & 6th
Hobo to well-endowed girl on the street: Damn girl! I wish I met you when I had a job!
–54th & 9th Ave.
Overheard by: Jasmine
Bimbette: The boss says I am too bubbly, too nice and it’s really freaking out the customers.
–72nd & Broadway
Suit on cell: I know she looks like she can fit your cock in her mouth, but aren’t you looking for a secretary?
–Wanamaker & 4th Ave
Young woman on cell: I wish Jesus would just come down and be like, ‘You’re gonna get the job.’
–Prospect Park
Overheard by: The Ficus
Customer: I have half a mind to come back here when the bitch gets off work… Whatever her life sucks, she works at Wendy’s.
–Wendy’s, 14th & 5th
Overheard by: Devon