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Wednesday One-liners Drink Mad Dog

Girl: I was so wasted last night. I think I gave a blowjob to a hobo in the park.

–St. Marks & 2nd

Overheard by: Constantino

  • Posted on November 19, 2017
  • BJs, Drinking & Drunk People, Drunks, Homeless, Union Square and East Village
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