Bus driver: This bus is making all the same stops as the subway. This bus is the train! This bus is the train! Choo-choo!
–Bus running as the 7 train
Bus driver: Step on in. Step on in. Tropical palm trees in the back.
–Q101 bus, 59th & 2nd
Overheard by: marerod
Bus driver, about blonde cop crossing street: Christie Brinkley there is looking to lock someone up so she can make detective next week.
–B75 bus, Brooklyn
Bus driver: Everybody sliiide to the left… Sliiide to the right… One hop this time!
–B44 bus
Overheard by: steph
Ballin’ driver: Dem tips are not just for the ride, they fo’ the looks. Much love!
–LaGuardia shuttle bus
Overheard by: Alex
Bus driver: Utopia!
–Q46 bus
Bus driver: Attention ladies and gentlemen, the next stop is Fifth Avenue. Please have your passports ready for inspection.
–79th St Crosstown Bus
