Girl: Ugh! And it smelled like a fucking frat basement in there!
–7th Street & 1st Avenue
Overheard by: Heather
Broker on cell: Less is more? Fuck that! I want it all.
–Union Square
Overheard by: Abe
Guy: You know, when I was a kid, all the little boys in the neighborhood would sit around and jerk each other off. It was always a circle jerk.
–44th & 9th