Wednesday One-Liners Get Blood All Over Their Clown Suits

Biotech, indignantly: I didn’t have sex when I was 13! I waited ’til I was 14.

–Doma Cafe & Gallery, Perry St

Overheard by: Kate

Hairstylist, joking with customer in chair: Yeah, I mean, prepubescent and androgynous was so last season. [Thinks for a moment, then] Actually, it really was.


Overheard by: Sooo not last year

Hot chick shouting across intersection to friend: … And stop sleeping with underage boys!

–55th & Madison

Young father to twin toddler sons: That pigeon might be a pedophile.

–Outside Museum of Natural History

Overheard by: kritta