Biotech, indignantly: I didn’t have sex when I was 13! I waited ’til I was 14.
–Doma Cafe & Gallery, Perry St
Overheard by: Kate
Hairstylist, joking with customer in chair: Yeah, I mean, prepubescent and androgynous was so last season. [Thinks for a moment, then] Actually, it really was.
–Soho
Overheard by: Sooo not last year
Hot chick shouting across intersection to friend: … And stop sleeping with underage boys!
–55th & Madison
Young father to twin toddler sons: That pigeon might be a pedophile.
–Outside Museum of Natural History
Overheard by: kritta
