Man selling newspapers: Get your newspapers here and I’ll buy you a drink! … Don’t listen to me — I’m here to sell you newspapers.
–32nd & 6th
CD hawker: You lookin’ for the bus to Mars? It comes in right over here! [Minutes later.] C’mon, white people! Spend money! Hey, white people! I’m black people!
–8th & Broadway
Flyer lady to line of people: You guys need to read this — it’s important. It’s about the waterboarding issue and the new attorney general. Please read these — all about the new attorney general. What’s his name? Makaskey? Or… Something… This is really important.
–Washington Square South
Overheard by: jen
Pamphlet guy: Hey, man, you want to save the kids? No, you don’t. Just keep walking — who cares?
–Union Square
Hawker: I’ll trade anyone their Starbucks coffee for a Zipcar flyer!
–Spring St station
Overheard by: Lalaith
Flyer lady: Hey, girl — you betta stop. Buy a leather jacket! Make you look so sexy and hot. Make your man wanna hit that spot!
–Manhattan Mall
Overheard by: I don’t need a jacket for that, BiTCheSSSSS
Flyer girl: Take this flyer. Buy a sweater for your pretty wife — get hot sex tonight!
–34th St
