Young chick to pal: Carly Simon? Wasn’t she the one who sang ‘You’re So Vague’?
–Nail salon
Overheard by: Jersey Jude
JAP: I write pirate songs… in French.
–Broome & Broadway
Mom: Everyone in the world sings in Spanish. I mean, you know that song Chitty Chitty Bang Bang? I heard it in Spanish the other day. It goes like… ‘Chitty chitty bang bang, chitty chitty bang bang…’ They didn’t even translate the words into Spanish.
–Bloomie Nails, 20th & 8th
Classical pianist to another: Dude, I am mad stoked for studio class today!
–Manhattan School of Music
Overheard by: Christiana Little
Conductor: Ladies and gentlemen, we are being held here due to congestion up ahead… I bet this is when you miss elevator music.
–D train
Overheard by: mb
