Woman on train yelling to one who didn’t make it: I’m still not giving the baby back!
–1 train
Overheard by: ana
Pregnant teen: Yeah, I smoked weed with her, and the next thing I heard she had a crack baby…
–6 train
Overheard by: Hoping her baby isn’t a crackhead…
Hipster on cell: So, how’s your baby? What? Oh, I heard you got knocked up!
–10th & Broadway
Overheard by: Evan
Bus driver to another: … And I was like, ‘How do you forget your baby on the bus?!’
–Astor Pl
Overheard by: Elliott
Woman: Oh my god, I was in the other elevator and this lady was going in with a crib. I didn’t know she had a baby! So I stepped in front of her and the crib thing… I totally was in my own world and didn’t mean it, but they kicked me out of that elevator, so now I’m here.
–Crowded elevator, BPC South End Ave
Chick to friend: If she had never aborted that baby me and him woulda never got together, ’cause I don’t fuck with niggas with kids. Fuck that shit.
–L train, Montrose Ave stop
Overheard by: Emily
