TA: Has anyone ever read Madame Bovary? [Class remains silent.] What the fuck do they have you guys reading these days?! I’m leaving.
–Sociology class, NYU
Expert conversationalist: I’m just going to sit here and read. You can talk to me while I’m reading if you want.
–Cafe Henri, West Village
Girl: The stupid freshmen are so irresponsible with their readings that the teacher has to give us a quiz on the readings every week! So now I actually have to have this all read before class.
–Washington Square Park
Overheard by: Maija
Redhead on cell: I spoke to Mom today. She is writing a book! The Jewish Girl’s Guide to Riker’s Island.
–53rd & 3rd
Overheard by: Bruni
20-ish girl on cell: I don’t like this Barnes and Noble! All they have are books!
–Barnes & Noble
Overheard by: Muffin
