Wednesday One-liners Lead the Market

Suit: The thing about sales is that you’re nothing but a paid liar.

–44th & Lexington

Girl on cell: Really? Three and a half hours? I don’t think so. The ad says after four hours you need to worry.

–Nassau & Liberty

Old woman: There’s this green tea thing now…Starbucks started it…supposedly it’s really good for you.

–Starbucks, Times Square

Girl: I am, like, having an affair with my iPod.

–Sullivan & Bleecker

Man: I want the strongest coffee you have. With caffeine. Please.

–Starbucks, 78th & Lexington

Overheard by: Joshua S.

Queer: Allison, did you buy that bra so that the straps would match your shopping bag?

–2nd Avenue & 5th Street