Suit: The thing about sales is that you’re nothing but a paid liar.
–44th & Lexington
Girl on cell: Really? Three and a half hours? I don’t think so. The ad says after four hours you need to worry.
–Nassau & Liberty
Old woman: There’s this green tea thing now…Starbucks started it…supposedly it’s really good for you.
–Starbucks, Times Square
Girl: I am, like, having an affair with my iPod.
–Sullivan & Bleecker
Man: I want the strongest coffee you have. With caffeine. Please.
–Starbucks, 78th & Lexington
Overheard by: Joshua S.
Queer: Allison, did you buy that bra so that the straps would match your shopping bag?
–2nd Avenue & 5th Street