20-something dude to girl exiting train: Well, good luck with the pterodactyl!
–N train, Broadway stop, Astoria
Overheard by: Dinosaywhat?
Mother to teen daughter: It would be a fetusaurus!
–E 8th St, between 6th & Broadway
Overheard by: Wondering if she means "an abortion"
Thug wannabe: So, it was like a dinosaur, but it had an ass.
–Manhattan-bound 7 train
Overheard by: Kevp
Little boy: You know what I wish? I wish there were no more zebras… or dinosaurs.
–Museum of Natural History
Teen boy to kid brother: You know why the dinosaurs died out? ‘Cause you touch yourself at night!
–14th St, Park Slope
Overheard by: Stella