Girl: I’m pregnant. And I hate it. Hate it! Hate it! Hate it!
–Hopkins between Throop & Tompkins, Bed-Stuy
Hipster on cell: Oh my god, I can’t believe you’re going to Finland. Don’t do what Popo did in Italy. He got that girl pregnant.
–94th between 1st & 2nd
Overheard by: Nick
Woman: Pregnant with twins by a twelve-year-old. Blech!
–7th Ave & 6th St, Park Slope
Overheard by: jayloo
Guy: Teenage pregnancy, is that something you congratulate the mother on?
–14th & 1st
Overheard by: Warren Wolfson
Marketing guy: She’ll be just like my step-mother: 15 months pregnant.
–Office, 440 Park Ave
Overheard by: Adam Nathan
