Wednesday-One-Liners Miss the Peep Shows

Man: When I look up at all these buildings and I think about the people who live in them, I only have one question: Where do they all barbeque?

–Times Square

Overheard by: Susan Elliott

Guy: James Blunt is my homie. He gets me laid, on occasion.

–Men’ s room, MTV Time Square office.

Overheard by: najork

Woman: Oooh, now we’re in the other Times Square — the one with all the lights and stuff.

–Times Square shuttle

Overheard by: notrob

Local: Now, the Manhattan Bridge is just a block or two that way.

–Times Square

Overheard by: A tourist that ISN’T stupid

Conductor: Because of construction, the N train will be running on the N line.

–Times Square

Overheard by: Mars the Infomage

Woman: Coming here is like going to a dirt Disneyland.

–Time Square

European tourist: This Time Square… Does it… Does it… Exist?

–42nd St & 7th Ave