20-year-old woman: Well, I never thought I’d be attracted to an 18-year-old, but here I am.
–Royal Indian Restaurant, 1st Ave
Overheard by: Judge
NYU girl: Yeah, nothing gets me off like a bunch of fat 11-year-olds.
–Hayden Hall
Southern preppy to hipster chick: Not everyone’s a sex offender!
–2nd St & 2nd Ave
Overheard by: katie
Woman on cell: But right now a 16-year-old is going down on my boyfriend!
–MacDougal & 4th St
Guy, not distributing newspapers: Metro, the paper of the pedophiles. The pedophile’s paper. Take a Metro and think about the child you’re helping molest.
–L train, 6th Ave
Overheard by: MLK
Teen thug: Man, if I was 18, I would pound that!
–5th Ave & 9th St, Park Slope
Girl on cell: That’s not the worse part. He actually had the nerve to say that I give blowjobs like a fucking 12-year-old! Then I was all like hello, I’m 13!
–Central Park
Overheard by: poppin fresh
