Fashionista to two others: Yeah, but like, what are we going to do with a dead horse?
–Columbia University
Overheard by: Brooke
Woman: I lived in a mud hut with rabid bats — I think I cashed in my JAP card.
–Bushwick
Chick to guy: They get to pick out the puppies and kitties that they like the best, and they get to take them for the night. And, if they get killed, they just have to replace them. Isn’t that great?
–Columbia University
Overheard by: Wild Dog Boy
Girl to boyfriend: With the amount you spend on little turtles, I think you could buy yourself a suit.
–Columbia University
Sailor to another: What do you know about anything ‘cept cuttin’ up squid and takin’ it to bed with you?!
–Hudson & Perry
Saucy chick: The worst I ever got fucked was by a horse named ‘Hunt.’
–16th & 1st
Overheard by: Karin
