Hipster to friends: Are you kidding me?! I wouldn’t fuck her with Tim’s* dick and Steve* pushing!
–Capone’s, Wiliamsburg
Hipster boy to hipster girl after hardhat made degrading comment: Why are there never any gay men ogling guys? It’s not that I’m gay, but an ogle or two wouldn’t hurt.
–Soho
Hipster chick: Yeah, glitter is, like, the herpes of arts and crafts.
–Bleecker & Broadway
Overheard by: Ella
Hipster hoochie: … And then we found that guy who had a rock of crack, and we smoked it together!
–The Levy, Williamsburg
Overheard by: The Sock
Hipster selling doilies at stoop sale: I bought these when I was going through my doily phase.
–Williamsburg
Hipster dude: I never want to invite him, but he’d never actually show up, so it’s cool.
–St. Mark’s Pl
